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THE GREATEST (OR POSSIBLY STUPIDEST) IDEAS OF 2018

  • A Hideo Kojima game jam. Make games based on Hideo Kojima himself, not his actual works. Games about him as a person, what you think he’s like in private, the idea of Hideo Kojima, etc. 
  • A puzzle game about connecting the Pope’s internal organs so he doesn’t leak out: Pope Dream 
  • A reverse-isekai story, where everyone in another world ends up in ours and one guy goes to the now empty one.
  • Sun Chip’s Challenge
  • Battle royale based on Smash TV
  • Cyberpunk spinoff/reboot of Castlevania
  • Dr. Pac-Man
  • Time Cubic Zirconia
  • Unholy Night Trap
  • Cannibal speed-eating competitions
  • FMV Undertail-like, with digitized graphics
  • Security guard theater 
  • A Pokémon game set in the United States, in the midst of a national election, so you can Pokémon Go to the polls in the game 
  • Neutral biotics 
  • A Touhou game where the spell cards are the card designs from Windows 3.1 Solitaire
  • Make the latest AAA boxing game free to play on Boxing Day 
  • Tide Pod-based cryptocurrency 
  • A building where the entire floor has moving walkways, because why have them in just one random hallway and not even all of it?  But it’s a maze so you have to shift to the right lanes that go the direction you want to go.
  • Monster Hunter, but with the monsters replaced with people
  • New snack food, Poker Chips - Every bite’s a winner!™
  • Competitive data transferring, cURLing
  • Versions of “Surfin’ U.S.A.” for countries other than the U.S.A.
  • Showtunes for show trials
  • Vaping fluid that smells like actual shit, so you can be honest of what you think of the people around you
  • Chess Metroidvania 
  • Les Miserables 2: More Miserables
  • Firewalls to protect against life hacks
  • Stand-up tragedy 
  • Nick Barcade
  • eScorts 
  • Soc media 
  • Mike Tyson’s Punch & Judy
  • Laid-Back Camp, but for camping out at midnight releases 
  • A game that ends with a scene of a castle collapsing in the distance as the hero looks on from a cliff, except there wasn’t a castle at any point in the game
  • A JRPG where the only way to earn money is to mine cryptocurrency 
  • Photoshop, with the sound effects from Mario Paint 
  • Rebrand Boxing Day as the Purge except you’re just allowed to box anyone you want wherever you want
  • Grindr 2: Grind Hardr 
  • A reverse battle royal game, which starts with 2 players and ends with 100 
  • Cory In The House Of The Dead 
  • Steak and Shake Shake 
  • Battletodds, a video game about Todd Rogers and his two closest confreres fighting to redeem Todd’s name.

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Last night I had a dream where there was a team contest to invent the next hit version of the “ever-popular” Chicken Dance

sndfrosteyneko:

None of the dances themselves were very different nor remarkable, but the names for the dances were quite notable:

“The Kentucky Fried Dance”
“The Chicken Winner”
“The Chicken Better”
“The Duck Dance Deux”
“The Chicken Butter”
“NEXT Poultry Jiggg“
“The Chicken Banter”
“Duo Duck Diner”
“The Better Chicken Better” (got disqualified for violence)
“The Chicken Bitter”
“Pupeye the Parlor Dance”
“The Chicken Doughnut”

(via sndfrosteyneko)

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Happy 20,November.

20 November 2018 18:062 notes Comments


I have never played a game that I didn’t see some level of value in. This includes “terrible” rip-offs. Each one of them has presented some type of different view of looking at a game. Even if you’re trying really hard to fit in, and make a game that everyone else is making, some little bit of your own touch is going to get through.

I’ve received quite a bit of inspiration by playing “bad” student games because somehow they always manage to present something new that I would not have thought of. Even if, on surface, they look “bad”. Even spectacular failure can be inspiring.


All this adds to the pool of creativity. A very bad game can inspire a good one.

— Nathalie Lawhead, from “If “games are art”: challenging the toxicity of gamer culture and preconceptions of what a game is

(Source: obscuritory, via the-opponent)

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Reminder that if you’re taking part in Karnovember, you have to say this to someone with a straight face at least once.

Reminder that if you’re taking part in Karnovember, you have to say this to someone with a straight face at least once.

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(Source: twitter.com)

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suppermariobroth:
“Illustration of Mario and RoboCop for a yearly best video game award segment in Video Games and Computer Entertainment magazine.
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suppermariobroth:

Illustration of Mario and RoboCop for a yearly best video game award segment in Video Games and Computer Entertainment magazine.
Main Blog
| Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: Video Games and Computer Entertainment (US), Issue 2, 1989

Do you think RoboCop designed that RoboCop-shaped trophy himself?

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vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

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I felt compelled

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